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The Omnipresent Mystery Box

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The Poser Mystery Box

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Original price was: R520.00.Current price is: R450.00.

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Stage 2 aka The Poser Mystery Box:
-Smoke a few times a week
-Is more tolerant to weed but still gets Helen Keller with it after taking 1 to 2 hits of the Super Chronic
-still can’t communicate with the outside world but are able to bond with each other
-Has a friend who has a friend that is a dealer
-Venturing into the local smoke shop (aka The Water Hole) for the first time occurs here. Usually trying to pretend they know their shit, but when talking to the much more evolved stoner has no clue what the hell he is talking about. (Due to advanced smoking mumbo jumbo/terminology)
-Some take the risk of buying their first piece, sadly some get caught (parents)
-The pussies of the “posers” stick to aluminium cans, but also learn to make other disposable smoking tools such as the SOBE bottle, the Apple, and yes the tin foil pipe. Surprisingly some, the douches of the pussies, still manage to get caught.
-They learn the skills to roll their own blunts/joints but blow at it. Kind of similar to old people and driving. They know how to do it but they fucking suck at it.
-If I had to compare this group to a character in Star Wars it would be Chewbacca. They try to have an impact, bless their hearts, but they are fucking useless. Extremely annoying, won’t shut the fuck up.

The Poser Mystery Box is the perfect box to start the bong and pipe collection.

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