Description
Stage 1 aka The Newb Mystery Box:
-Smokes very little or is just starting out
-No ability to communicate with the outside world (even amongst themselves)
-Ability to get uber stoned off of one hit of weed that is similar to the “Snicklefritz” on Pineapple Express
-Never pays for shit
-Smokes out of pop cans at the local elementary playground (or if higher stage stoner is present; out of their piece)
-Has no connections to any weed source
-Basically, these people are like Squeak from the movie “Basketball” (If you haven’t seen it get off ur ass and go rent it…… now…..yes you!)
-If I had to compare this group to a character on Star Wars it would be the Ewoks (the cute little bears that kicked some ass). At first, they are cute and you accept them, but after a while, they just get so fucking annoying. But, you’d rather hang out with them than be a stormtrooper.
The Newb Mystery Box is the perfect box for the entry level stoner..
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